With a list of users from Ashley Madison coming out following a leak, the company should change its tagline from ‘Life is Short, Have an affair’ to ‘Had an affair, Now Life is Definitely Short!’ It’s crazy that these famous people got caught red handed and still denied it or asked for forgiveness when they saw no way out.
The CEO of Ashley Madison, Noel Biderman, has called himself a devoted married man many a times, even going to state that he can have an affair if he wants to but chooses not to. His wife has been by his side all these times but we bet things are going to be different now.
The second dump of Ashley Madison has proven beyond doubt that Biderman has had at least 3 affairs in the past using his own services. One of them was a long relationship with a girl from Toroto and Biderman flying to the same destination and staying in the same hotel after email exchanges.
Things were so serious between them that this girl was even interviewed for a job at Ashley Madison, and was offered a hefty signing bonus as well. Maybe, Radar could ask Biderman to fund his new website: godforgiveshere.com.
If you want to seek forgiveness from God but don’t know how, then try contacting Sam Radar. According to Radar, God recently approved his request for forgiveness. Radar is a family man who makes his living through video blogging on Youtube.
After being mentioned in the data dump from Ashley, Radar confessed to his moral crimes to the almightyand according to him he has been forgiven. He maintains that he did not meet a single person from the website, though he paid the website multiple times. His wife also forgave him after God approved his message. Apparently, Snooki has a long lost sister she doesn’t know about.
Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi seems to be taking the role of a defense attorney for her husband, Jionni LaValle, ever since his name came out in the Ashley Madison leaks. Even though her husband had a shady past, Snooki believes that if he had to cheat, he would simply go out and do it rather than paying to a website.
This isn’t the first time when reports of Lavelle having an affair have emerged, but Snooki has dismissed them all. All we can say to Snooki is that her confidence is admirable, but we think that her husband has perhaps found the holy grail of a wife.
Jeff Ashton is a top attorney in Florida famous for prosecuting Casey Anthony. He confessed to being on Ashley Madison stating it to be a ‘bad, childish, stupid error.‘ He claims he did it only to quench his curiosity and didn’t hook up with anybody… All the while maintaining that he is embarrassed though he hasn’t done anything illegal.
Although lawyers often indulge in character assassination of anyone facing a trial, it seems that when it comes to them… they would rather have irony commit suicide than take responsibility of their actions.
Vice President Joe Biden’s son Hunter says he did not commit adultery or open an account on Ashley, but the records state otherwise. He maintains that the account was set up by someone else, and he first learned about the account in question from the media itself.
Apparently, that ‘someone’ also charged $289 on his card to the website. Not to mention the location at which the account was used matches his at every point. There is no international enemy here, probably just an internal one.