Inventions do not often go as planned, but there are times when you question the inventor intent more than the product itself. Here’s a peek of what happens inside the mind of these ‘geniuses’… along with the crazy inventions they have unleashed upon the world.
Because blowing from the mouth should be reserved for only one thing.
Perfect for people looking for well-trained pets who never ask for treats and doesn’t dirty the house. Comes with instructions too.
Useful for all women who don’t want to commute standing.
Wonder if the cops are using this more often than not?
Comes at the cost of losing all your friends.
Side effect includes inhaling carbon monoxide, burning your hand while detaching it and looking creepy.
Because it may rain in the office too.
While we are at it… let’s also invent an armpit cleaner and butt cleaner to increase the awkwardness for anyone using the washroom.
Obsessed with being with your partner all the time? Want everybody to say that you are inseparable? Why are you still reading this then, go ahead buy it and freak your partner out forever.
Or you can just use the table.
Because why the hell not?
Make the baby earn their food.
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun.
Combine this with Fundies and you have a gift for the ‘Perfect Couple’.
When you are writing something, you just have to stop, look for this tool, align it to the buttons and press them… It’s way easier.
The only diet product missing now is ‘Diet Air’. We call dibs on patenting and selling that.