12 Epic Tweets Which Proves That Twitter Is Not For Everyone

Twitter is mostly used for conveying micro news, but some peeps take it above a notch by their smart, witty or dumb tweets. Below are 12 instances of epic tweets that will have you bursting out in laughter, either because of their awesomeness or because of that duh! moment.


I accept!

almightygod on Twitter

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click “I agree.


Why the injustice!!

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Genius 007!


Slow claps in the background

paul bassett davies on Twitter

They’ll never win a war on drugs. It’s hard enough to win a war even when you’re not on drugs.


The quickest way to learn about taxes

Conan O’Brien on Twitter

Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.


When you don’t pay attention the ‘bees and birds’ lesson


Terror == Terrace

MOnae Ny’Eir on Twitter

ANOTHER TERRACE ATTACK!!! When will It STOP???!!!! The Devil stay busy


It was either the grandmother or the phone!

Eli on Twitter

JUDGE: You unplugged your grandmothers life support ME: [lips right on the mic] My phone had 1% your honor


Just your friend neighborhood spider…

Matt Fernandez on Twitter

My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.



Shari VanderWerf on Twitter

My neighbor has an unsecured, wireless printer. I just sent this document to it.


When CIA tweets… everybody listens

CIA on Twitter

We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.


The ‘9/11’ confusion

This display name isa Jazze Phizzle productshizzle on Twitter

RT @Brinaliscious: Did they come up with 911 as the police number after 9/11 ? #wondering

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Which of these epic tweets got to you the most? While we are on the topic, check out these awesome twitter comebacks by celebs and brands!

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