Twitter is mostly used for conveying micro news, but some peeps take it above a notch by their smart, witty or dumb tweets. Below are 12 instances of epic tweets that will have you bursting out in laughter, either because of their awesomeness or because of that duh! moment.
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click “I agree.
Why the injustice!!
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Slow claps in the background
They’ll never win a war on drugs. It’s hard enough to win a war even when you’re not on drugs.
The quickest way to learn about taxes
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
When you don’t pay attention the ‘bees and birds’ lesson
Terror == Terrace
ANOTHER TERRACE ATTACK!!! When will It STOP???!!!! The Devil stay busy
It was either the grandmother or the phone!
JUDGE: You unplugged your grandmothers life support ME: [lips right on the mic] My phone had 1% your honor
Just your friend neighborhood spider…
My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.
My neighbor has an unsecured, wireless printer. I just sent this document to it.
When CIA tweets… everybody listens
We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.
The ‘9/11’ confusion
RT @Brinaliscious: Did they come up with 911 as the police number after 9/11 ? #wondering