9 Famous People Caught Cheating On Ashley Madison
With a list of users from Ashley Madison coming out following a leak, the company should change its tagline from ‘Life is Short, Have an affair’ to ‘Had an affair, Now Life is Definitely Short!’ It’s crazy that these famous people got caught red handed and still denied it or asked for forgiveness when they saw no way out.
Hardcore Islamist Preacher in UK
Hamza Tzortzis, a top UK Islamic preacher, teaches hate by justifying beheadings and killings for leaving his religion. However, he has a lot of love to offer when it comes to his personal life. When his email figured in the leak, he denied it stating that someone else used his name to defame him, though his card statement tells a different story.
The first payment on the website happened after his pilgrimage trip in October 2014, and it continued for the next 9 months. Along with him paying hundreds of dollars to the website, the detailed locations of those payments kind of nails him *pun intended*.
Casey Anthony Prosecutor
Jeff Ashton is a top attorney in Florida famous for prosecuting Casey Anthony. He confessed to being on Ashley Madison stating it to be a ‘bad, childish, stupid error.‘ He claims he did it only to quench his curiosity and didn’t hook up with anybody… All the while maintaining that he is embarrassed though he hasn’t done anything illegal.
Although lawyers often indulge in character assassination of anyone facing a trial, it seems that when it comes to them… they would rather have irony commit suicide than take responsibility of their actions.
Famous Writer for Prominent Magazines (Girl)
Anna Hart is a writer for prominent websites including Elle, The Guardian and The Telegraph among several others. She is also a contributing editor for the Travel section of the Stylist. When her name figured in the dump, she took to Twitter to justify herself.
In her own words, she states ‘I think I signed up to Ashley Madison once, researching a potential feature. Love rats, feel free to use this excuse.’ We just have one question for her… why would a writer who specializes on travel, ‘research’ a feature on Ashley Madison?
It’s one heck of an excuse, though, as being a journalist, she can justify almost anything in the name of ‘research.’
Son of Vice President, US
Vice President Joe Biden’s son Hunter says he did not commit adultery or open an account on Ashley, but the records state otherwise. He maintains that the account was set up by someone else, and he first learned about the account in question from the media itself.
Apparently, that ‘someone’ also charged $289 on his card to the website. Not to mention the location at which the account was used matches his at every point. There is no international enemy here, probably just an internal one.
Pastor from New Orleans
John Gibson was a Pastor and Professor at New Orleans who committed suicide after being outed on Ashley Madison. Gibson struggled with sexual addiction that fractured his marriage and plunged him into depression, according to his family.
His wife Christi, told CNN ‘What we know about him is that he poured his life into other people, and he offered grace and mercy and forgiveness to everyone else, but somehow he couldn’t extend that to himself.’ She also believes that Gibson feared he would lose his job and was very, very sorry for his deeds.
Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi seems to be taking the role of a defense attorney for her husband, Jionni LaValle, ever since his name came out in the Ashley Madison leaks. Even though her husband had a shady past, Snooki believes that if he had to cheat, he would simply go out and do it rather than paying to a website.
This isn’t the first time when reports of Lavelle having an affair have emerged, but Snooki has dismissed them all. All we can say to Snooki is that her confidence is admirable, but we think that her husband has perhaps found the holy grail of a wife.
Famous Christian Vlogger
If you want to seek forgiveness from God but don’t know how, then try contacting Sam Radar. According to Radar, God recently approved his request for forgiveness. Radar is a family man who makes his living through video blogging on Youtube.
After being mentioned in the data dump from Ashley, Radar confessed to his moral crimes to the almighty and according to him he has been forgiven. He maintains that he did not meet a single person from the website, though he paid the website multiple times. His wife also forgave him after God approved his message. Apparently, Snooki has a long lost sister she doesn’t know about.
Famous Family Values Activist of US
If hypocrisy was gas, Josh Duggar could have solved world’s oil problems. Duggar is a conservative reality TV star along with being a family values activist. He was also the executive director of the Family Research Council, a prominent group lobbying ‘to champion marriage and family as the foundation of civilization.’
Don’t be fooled by his fame. This man is two parts terrible and one part disgusting. His immoral past includes molesting five young girls, four of whom were his own sisters! Very conveniently, according to Duggar, God had forgiven him after he sought redemption.
While his wife had forgiven him for his past, he has once again drawn attention to himself. This time by figuring out in the highest paying member list of Ashley Madison. Since these God appointed people have a direct line to heaven, don’t be surprised if he is forgiven again.
Ashley Madison’s CEO Himself
The CEO of Ashley Madison, Noel Biderman, has called himself a devoted married man many a times, even going to state that he can have an affair if he wants to but chooses not to. His wife has been by his side all these times but we bet things are going to be different now.
The second dump of Ashley Madison has proven beyond doubt that Biderman has had at least 3 affairs in the past using his own services. One of them was a long relationship with a girl from Toroto and Biderman flying to the same destination and staying in the same hotel after email exchanges.
Things were so serious between them that this girl was even interviewed for a job at Ashley Madison, and was offered a hefty signing bonus as well. Maybe, Radar could ask Biderman to fund his new website: godforgiveshere.com.