12 Epic Tweets Which Proves That Twitter Is Not For Everyone
Twitter is mostly used for conveying micro news, but some peeps take it above a notch by their smart, witty or dumb tweets. Below are 12 instances of epic tweets that will have you bursting out in laughter, either because of their awesomeness or because of that duh! moment.
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree."
— almightygod (@almightygod) August 16, 2010
Why the injustice!!
Why do woman never have to take DNA tests to see if the baby is theirs but men do?
— Meninist (@MeninistTweet) November 13, 2014
Leaving my browser history open in case anyone in this coffee shop tries to steal my laptop when I'm in the bathroom. pic.twitter.com/IOo89Vypy7
— Chelsea Lockwood (@Chelsea_Elle) March 16, 2014
Slow claps in the background
They’ll never win a war on drugs. It’s hard enough to win a war even when you’re not on drugs.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) October 30, 2014
The quickest way to learn about taxes
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) September 4, 2011
When you don’t pay attention the ‘bees and birds’ lesson
Terror == Terrace
ANOTHER TERRACE ATTACK!!! When will It STOP???!!!! The Devil stay busy
— MOnae Ny'Eir (@ChoColateDripz) April 15, 2013
It was either the grandmother or the phone!
JUDGE: You unplugged your grandmothers life support ME: [lips right on the mic] My phone had 1% your honor
— The RodFather (@MarlonBrandNO) July 22, 2015
Just your friend neighborhood spider…
My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.
— Matt Fernandez (@FattMernandez) June 27, 2014
My neighbor has an unsecured, wireless printer. I just sent this document to it. pic.twitter.com/dBvSmTpfpp
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) July 10, 2013
When CIA tweets… everybody listens
We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.
— CIA (@CIA) June 6, 2014
The ‘9/11’ confusion
— Stromile Swift (@tryna_be_famous) October 24, 2012